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I actually like Chuck. I liked some of his movies. 

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I love it.. Those were hilarious!!  My girl likes to visit beauty salons every month. Watch some Hilarious videos that will make you LOL! Enjoy!

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Chuck Norris is the man! :))) These jokes we can hear in school, job and in other places. Nice! I like it!

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Re:masterflexeducation ~ An English dictionary in Chuck Norris' hands is considered a lethal weapon.

Somebody top this by making a joke about Chuck Norris and London Ontario real estate now!

I dont think it is a joke but there are some nice jokes

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Please give our teens a break! Encourage them to grow into serious citizens, able to address serious issues and problems. Before you and many others of us know it they will be called upon to play key roles in supporting our lives and futures.

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Come on now, everyone knows that Chuck Norris is awesome!  Walker, Texas Ranger was a great show I used to watch it every week before it went off air.  However, I will admit that the jokes aren't very funny.

I bet you would never catch Chuck Norris learning how to crochet a hat.

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How can you determine if Chuck Norris has been in your house?  Check the refrigerator.  Look for footprints in the peanut butter! HA  Ha!

(Opps!  That was how to tell if an ELEPHANT has been in your house.  Sorry! My bad).  

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While I think the Chuck Norris jokes are amusing, I think his martial arts ability is a joke!

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay but because he has run out of women.



MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.


Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean (too soon?).



If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. 


Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.


Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.



Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.



Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick-related deaths.



To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.


Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

PEOPLE! There is nothing wrong with writing jokes about Chuck Norris. He has said himself that he doesn't mind the jokes and finds them amusing! I realize that this is annother one of those things where the older generation is saying to itself, "What,"??? However its not hurting you so whats the problem. Plus WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT??? P.S.~ Contrary to popular belief, Einstien did not split the first atom, Chuck Norris did. He tripped taking his first step.

This is a good article written by Chuck Norris in which he gives some good advice.

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Do you know why the Earth rotates? Because NASA put Chuck Norris in orbit doing a constant roundhouse!!!!!!!!

Do you know what created the first black hole? Chuck Norris Vs. Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!

You can't put Chuck Norris in a headlock because all he has to do is tense his neck muscles and your arm breaks in 1000 places.

Bruce Lee once put Chuck Norris in a headlock. Two hours later he mysteriously died.

"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a Democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."

Now isn't that cute. And there's nothing wrong with the Chuck Norris thread - as it approaches 110,000 reads. And inevitably someone will say/think - Let kids be kids!!

But even Chuck can see that there is a lack of balance. Chuck can also see that students are better off if Itsy/ItsYourTimes helps them grow up into the responsible ACTs/American Citizen Taxpayers they will need to become.

"The world is changing", even Chuck has heard this. Are adults - even with Chuck's help - coping with this in an excellent manner? To the extent there is failure the students growing into leaders will need to have ACT education beyond the jokes.

How will Chuck Norris handle this: Terrorists, representing minorities both domestic and Islamic, decide to begin exploding car bombs during rush hour traffic in major cities? How will Chuck handle this?

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow down!

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas/Underoos.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. "Hunting" implies failure. Check Norris goes "killing."

And yes, Fenn, our children are facing a lot of serious issues in today's world. Thankfully they can escape and laugh for awhile with clean, trivial humor like this!

The only way you can defeat Chuck Norris ..... commit suicide ... quickly

Chuck Norris did not learn martial arts ....
martial arts learnt Chuck Norris

chuck norris does not cry, his eyeballs sweat

if rock beats scissors scissors beats paper and paper beats rock what beats all three: chuck norris.
Chuck norris found the last decimal in Pi (i made this up)
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
if you have 5 dollars and chuck noris has five dollars chuck norris has more money than you
chuck norris never mispells a word, and if he does oxford will just change the spelling
chuck norris found waldo
a meteor didnt wipe out the dinosaurs it was chuck norris
chuck noirris once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Jimmy cracked corn, Chuck Norris cracked Jimmy!!!

Chuck norris once gave a match a roundhouse kick to the face and caught Smokey the Bear on fire.

like chuck norris' roundhouse kick,what goes around comes around.it's just his kick might come around again

the earth was flooded from 40 days and 40 nights of rain because, while flying through the air,Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a cloud so hard it wouldn't stop crying

There is no such thing as an eclipse. That's only Chuck Norris turning off the moon to sneak up on his prey.

A Bumble Bee once got stung by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use use a fishing pole to fish, he simply punches the water and all the fish die.